Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus
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# Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus
Catholics
HAVE YOU GIVEN SOMETHING FOR
LOAN?
>> Guillermo: WEED, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: WHEAT?
DID YOU SAY WHEAT?
>> Guillermo: NO, I SAID TO SMOKE
GRASS.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
MADE.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
GIVE UP FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS.
POPE FRANCIS HAS AN IDEA.
It has encouraged us to stop
INSULTING PEOPLE ONLINE.
IT'S A TIME TO GIVE UP USELESS
WORDS, MESSAGES, RUMORS,
TITLE-TATALLA.
I AM WITH HIM IN ALL BUT HE
TIT
TIT
TITLE-TATALLA.
PLEASE STOP HAVING TWEETING THE
POPE.
SEND A DIRECT MESSAGE IF YOU
SHOULD.
I HOPE THAT THE POPE DOES NOT LOOK AT
DEBATE THE LAST NIGHT.
BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS COMMITTED
A GOOD TITTLE-TATTLE OFFER.
This is what you missed.
[SPEAKING SIMULTANEOUSLY]
>> FIGHTING FOR ME [BLEEP]
LIFETIME.
So tell me [BLEEP].
>> SEE THE DEMOCRATIC
DEBATE HERE ON CBS.
>> Jimmy: I think Senator Kelly
HAS A SHOT.
FOR MANY THESE CANDIDATES,
IT WAS A TIME OF DESPAIR.
THIS WAS HIS LAST SHOT.
They waved their hands inside
AIR AS THEY DON'T
WATCH OUT.
AND IN A WAY, HELPED
Moderators keep you moving.
♪ ♪
>> SOME KEY DEBATE QUESTIONS
BEFORE YOU BEGIN, TO SAVE TIME
PLEASE ANSWER BY LIFTING YOUR
HAND.
DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THEM?
EXCELLENT.
DID EVERYONE USE THE BATH?
STILL, NEED TO USE?
THE BATHROOM?
SANDING SANDERS, GOING TO
MUST HAVE IT.
WELL.
SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO TELL THE MAYOR
BLOOMBERG TO SCREW?
VERY WELL.
And who ordered the pastrami?
THE CAVIAR
A jar of mayonnaise?
IS IT SALAD WITH A HAIRSTYLE ON IT?
SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.
LASTLY, IS THERE ANYONE
DO YOU KNOW THEY SHOULD NOT BE HERE?
THANKS.
GOODBYE.
WELL THEN.
LET'S START.
♪ ♪
>> Jimmy: MIKE BLOOMBERG HAD A
BETTER SHOWING WHAT YOU DID
THE LAST DEBATE AND SOMETIMES
SUCCEEDED TO BUY TWO COMMERCIALS
DURING THE DEBATE.
MIKE BLOOMBERG NOW HAS PUT MORE
MORE THAN $ 500 MILLION IN YOUR
BELL.
EVEN FAITH DOEIF DOES NOT WIN
NOMINATION SAYS YOU ARE PREPARED
SPEND MORE TO HIT DONALD
TRIUMPH.
SANDERS TEAM SAYS TAKING MONEY
DE BLOOMBERG IS A HARD NO.
NEVER HAVE ANY SANDERS
BEEN A SOFT NO?
GIVE A HARD NO TO
TRICK OR CREATORS.
WE HAVE NO SUGAR DAD!
WHAT IF BERNIE TOOK $ 300,000?
FROM BLOOMBERG CONNECTED WITH A
STRIPPER AND MOVE into THE CAYMAN
ISLANDS
TRUMP WOULD BE SO JEALOUS FOR
OF COURSE.
THIS DEBATE WAS THROUGHOUT THE
NATIONAL NEWS, BUT ESPECIALLY
IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
And I want to congratulate myself
DANIELLE SEAT FROM THE WMBF NEWS
TEAM AT MYRTLE BEACH CUYO
THE COVERAGE OF THE DEBATE DID IT
WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S PRIZE
FOR EXCELLENCE IN REPORTS.
>> GREAT DANIELLE TV SEAT
JOIN US OF CHARLESTON WITH
WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE
TONIGHT.
GOOD MORNING, DANIELLE.
>> [BLEEP].
>> WELL, ALL EYES CERTAINLY
BE IN CHARLESTON.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HIS HAIR
It looked good.
And that is what really matters.
THE BIG WINNER LAST NIGHT IN THE
DEBATE, ACCORDING TO DONALD
TRUMP, WAS DONALD TRUMP.
THE PRESIDENT SAW HIM
DEBATE ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM
INDIA.
FLY JETBLUE AND THEM
HAVE THE TV.
This morning he took out a
TWO-PARTY REVIEW.
PART TWO SAID POCAHONTAS ERA
MEDIUM AND NOT DISCIPLINED, MOSTLY
Aiming at BERNIE LOCO Y MINI
MIGUEL.
DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE
SHE, BUT I KNOW IT'S A
Choker
Wrong choker.
I think he was citing his own
FOULS OF 2018 WHEN HE
CALLED MARCO RUBIO A CHOCKER.
Or maybe he was joking.
I DO NOT KNOW.
AND THEN THE VICE POODLE WAS STUCK
About the Democrats.
MIKE PENCE WAS IN LAST MICHIGAN
NIGHT IN KEEPING GREAT AMERICA
RALLY, TALKING TO A GROUP OF
FARMERS THE PURCHASED
What's going on with the
DEMOCRATS RIGHT NOW TO
DEMOLITION DERBY.
>> I mean, I grew up in a little
TOWN.
THE COUNTY FAIR COMES TO THE CITY,
RIGHT?
ALL WITH THE CRUMMIEST
THE CARS IN THE CITY WILL DRIVE THEM
IN THE UNFAITHFUL AND WE MOVE THEM
IN EACH ONE UP TO ONLY ONE
I WAS DRIVING.
So now you have all these
DEMOCRATS WITH THE CRUMMIEST
POLITICAL IDEAS CRUSHING
EVERYONE AND EVENTUALLY,
THERE WILL STILL BE ONE RUNNING.
BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS IS
Is going to end
There is going to be a monster
TRUCK WITH A T IN THE HOOD
That will lead to
INFIELD AND ROLL ON THE TOP OF
THEY!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT
COUNTRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW, TO
MONSTER TRUCK ROLLING ON TOP
OF US.
LIVE PRESIDENT
TRUCK-A-SAURUS.
THIS CORONAVIRUS IS BEGINNING
MAKE NERVOUS PEOPLE.
THIS COULD BE THE FASTEST
VARIOUS VIRUSES FROM ASIA FROM
"GANGNAM STYLE", WHICH IS FEAR.
ALREADY HAS AN IMPACT
Locally, even the masked singer
YOU ARE WEARING AN ADDITIONAL MASK NOW.
WE MAKE OUR SHOW IN THE HEART OF
Hollywood.
And this is a meeting place with
THE MOST DIRECT SUPERHEROES.
WE ARE IN THE FIRST AREA OF CORONA
HERE.
@ Trump is definitely Not Concerned about the Coronavirus.
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