Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus

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# Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus

Catholics

HAVE YOU GIVEN SOMETHING FOR

LOAN?

>> Guillermo: WEED, JIMMY.

>> Jimmy: WHEAT?

DID YOU SAY WHEAT?

>> Guillermo: NO, I SAID TO SMOKE

GRASS.

>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU

MADE.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

GIVE UP FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS.

POPE FRANCIS HAS AN IDEA.

It has encouraged us to stop

INSULTING PEOPLE ONLINE.

IT'S A TIME TO GIVE UP USELESS

WORDS, MESSAGES, RUMORS,

TITLE-TATALLA.

I AM WITH HIM IN ALL BUT HE

TIT

TIT

TITLE-TATALLA.

PLEASE STOP HAVING TWEETING THE

POPE.

SEND A DIRECT MESSAGE IF YOU

SHOULD.

I HOPE THAT THE POPE DOES NOT LOOK AT

DEBATE THE LAST NIGHT.

BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS COMMITTED

A GOOD TITTLE-TATTLE OFFER.

This is what you missed.

[SPEAKING SIMULTANEOUSLY]

>> FIGHTING FOR ME [BLEEP]

LIFETIME.

So tell me [BLEEP].

>> SEE THE DEMOCRATIC

DEBATE HERE ON CBS.

>> Jimmy: I think Senator Kelly

HAS A SHOT.

FOR MANY THESE CANDIDATES,

IT WAS A TIME OF DESPAIR.

THIS WAS HIS LAST SHOT.

They waved their hands inside

AIR AS THEY DON'T

WATCH OUT.

AND IN A WAY, HELPED

Moderators keep you moving.

♪ ♪

>> SOME KEY DEBATE QUESTIONS

BEFORE YOU BEGIN, TO SAVE TIME

PLEASE ANSWER BY LIFTING YOUR

HAND.

DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THEM?

EXCELLENT.

DID EVERYONE USE THE BATH?

STILL, NEED TO USE?

THE BATHROOM?

SANDING SANDERS, GOING TO

MUST HAVE IT.

WELL.

SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO TELL THE MAYOR

BLOOMBERG TO SCREW?

VERY WELL.

And who ordered the pastrami?

THE CAVIAR

A jar of mayonnaise?

IS IT SALAD WITH A HAIRSTYLE ON IT?

SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.

LASTLY, IS THERE ANYONE

DO YOU KNOW THEY SHOULD NOT BE HERE?

THANKS.

GOODBYE.

WELL THEN.

LET'S START.

♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: MIKE BLOOMBERG HAD A

BETTER SHOWING WHAT YOU DID

THE LAST DEBATE AND SOMETIMES

SUCCEEDED TO BUY TWO COMMERCIALS

DURING THE DEBATE.

MIKE BLOOMBERG NOW HAS PUT MORE

MORE THAN $ 500 MILLION IN YOUR

BELL.

EVEN FAITH DOEIF DOES NOT WIN

NOMINATION SAYS YOU ARE PREPARED

SPEND MORE TO HIT DONALD

TRIUMPH.

SANDERS TEAM SAYS TAKING MONEY

DE BLOOMBERG IS A HARD NO.

NEVER HAVE ANY SANDERS

BEEN A SOFT NO?

GIVE A HARD NO TO

TRICK OR CREATORS.

WE HAVE NO SUGAR DAD!

WHAT IF BERNIE TOOK $ 300,000?

FROM BLOOMBERG CONNECTED WITH A

STRIPPER AND MOVE into THE CAYMAN

ISLANDS

TRUMP WOULD BE SO JEALOUS FOR

OF COURSE.

THIS DEBATE WAS THROUGHOUT THE

NATIONAL NEWS, BUT ESPECIALLY

IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

And I want to congratulate myself

DANIELLE SEAT FROM THE WMBF NEWS

TEAM AT MYRTLE BEACH CUYO

THE COVERAGE OF THE DEBATE DID IT

WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S PRIZE

FOR EXCELLENCE IN REPORTS.

>> GREAT DANIELLE TV SEAT

JOIN US OF CHARLESTON WITH

WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE

TONIGHT.

GOOD MORNING, DANIELLE.

>> [BLEEP].

>> WELL, ALL EYES CERTAINLY

BE IN CHARLESTON.

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HIS HAIR

It looked good.

And that is what really matters.

THE BIG WINNER LAST NIGHT IN THE

DEBATE, ACCORDING TO DONALD

TRUMP, WAS DONALD TRUMP.

THE PRESIDENT SAW HIM

DEBATE ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM

INDIA.

FLY JETBLUE AND THEM

HAVE THE TV.

This morning he took out a

TWO-PARTY REVIEW.

PART TWO SAID POCAHONTAS ERA

MEDIUM AND NOT DISCIPLINED, MOSTLY

Aiming at BERNIE LOCO Y MINI

MIGUEL.

DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

SHE, BUT I KNOW IT'S A

Choker

Wrong choker.

I think he was citing his own

FOULS OF 2018 WHEN HE

CALLED MARCO RUBIO A CHOCKER.

Or maybe he was joking.

I DO NOT KNOW.

AND THEN THE VICE POODLE WAS STUCK

About the Democrats.

MIKE PENCE WAS IN LAST MICHIGAN

NIGHT IN KEEPING GREAT AMERICA

RALLY, TALKING TO A GROUP OF

FARMERS THE PURCHASED

What's going on with the

DEMOCRATS RIGHT NOW TO

DEMOLITION DERBY.

>> I mean, I grew up in a little

TOWN.

THE COUNTY FAIR COMES TO THE CITY,

RIGHT?

ALL WITH THE CRUMMIEST

THE CARS IN THE CITY WILL DRIVE THEM

IN THE UNFAITHFUL AND WE MOVE THEM

IN EACH ONE UP TO ONLY ONE

I WAS DRIVING.

So now you have all these

DEMOCRATS WITH THE CRUMMIEST

POLITICAL IDEAS CRUSHING

EVERYONE AND EVENTUALLY,

THERE WILL STILL BE ONE RUNNING.

BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS IS

Is going to end

There is going to be a monster

TRUCK WITH A T IN THE HOOD

That will lead to

INFIELD AND ROLL ON THE TOP OF

THEY!

>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT

COUNTRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW, TO

MONSTER TRUCK ROLLING ON TOP

OF US.

LIVE PRESIDENT

TRUCK-A-SAURUS.

THIS CORONAVIRUS IS BEGINNING

MAKE NERVOUS PEOPLE.

THIS COULD BE THE FASTEST

VARIOUS VIRUSES FROM ASIA FROM

"GANGNAM STYLE", WHICH IS FEAR.

ALREADY HAS AN IMPACT

Locally, even the masked singer

YOU ARE WEARING AN ADDITIONAL MASK NOW.

WE MAKE OUR SHOW IN THE HEART OF

Hollywood.

And this is a meeting place with

THE MOST DIRECT SUPERHEROES.

WE ARE IN THE FIRST AREA OF CORONA

HERE.

@ Trump is definitely Not Concerned about the Coronavirus.