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    Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus

    Funny Moments Dogs Coronavirus

    Trump is definitely NOT CONCERNED about the coronavirus

    Catholics

    HAVE YOU GIVEN SOMETHING FOR

    LOAN?

    >> Guillermo: WEED, JIMMY.

    >> Jimmy: WHEAT?

    DID YOU SAY WHEAT?

    >> Guillermo: NO, I SAID TO SMOKE

    GRASS.

    >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU

    MADE.

    IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

    GIVE UP FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS.

    POPE FRANCIS HAS AN IDEA.

    It has encouraged us to stop

    INSULTING PEOPLE ONLINE.

    IT'S A TIME TO GIVE UP USELESS

    WORDS, MESSAGES, RUMORS,

    TITLE-TATALLA.

    I AM WITH HIM IN ALL BUT HE

    TIT

    TIT

    TITLE-TATALLA.

    PLEASE STOP HAVING TWEETING THE

    POPE.

    SEND A DIRECT MESSAGE IF YOU

    SHOULD.

    I HOPE THAT THE POPE DOES NOT LOOK AT

    DEBATE THE LAST NIGHT.

    BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS COMMITTED

    A GOOD TITTLE-TATTLE OFFER.

    This is what you missed.

    [SPEAKING SIMULTANEOUSLY]

    >> FIGHTING FOR ME [BLEEP]

    LIFETIME.

    So tell me [BLEEP].

    >> SEE THE DEMOCRATIC

    DEBATE HERE ON CBS.

    >> Jimmy: I think Senator Kelly

    HAS A SHOT.

    FOR MANY THESE CANDIDATES,

    IT WAS A TIME OF DESPAIR.

    THIS WAS HIS LAST SHOT.

    They waved their hands inside

    AIR AS THEY DON'T

    WATCH OUT.

    AND IN A WAY, HELPED

    Moderators keep you moving.

    ♪ ♪

    >> SOME KEY DEBATE QUESTIONS

    BEFORE YOU BEGIN, TO SAVE TIME

    PLEASE ANSWER BY LIFTING YOUR

    HAND.

    DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THEM?

    EXCELLENT.

    DID EVERYONE USE THE BATH?

    STILL, NEED TO USE?

    THE BATHROOM?

    SANDING SANDERS, GOING TO

    MUST HAVE IT.

    WELL.

    SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO TELL THE MAYOR

    BLOOMBERG TO SCREW?

    VERY WELL.

    And who ordered the pastrami?

    THE CAVIAR

    A jar of mayonnaise?

    IS IT SALAD WITH A HAIRSTYLE ON IT?

    SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.

    LASTLY, IS THERE ANYONE

    DO YOU KNOW THEY SHOULD NOT BE HERE?

    THANKS.

    GOODBYE.

    WELL THEN.

    LET'S START.

    ♪ ♪

    >> Jimmy: MIKE BLOOMBERG HAD A

    BETTER SHOWING WHAT YOU DID

    THE LAST DEBATE AND SOMETIMES

    SUCCEEDED TO BUY TWO COMMERCIALS

    DURING THE DEBATE.

    MIKE BLOOMBERG NOW HAS PUT MORE

    MORE THAN $ 500 MILLION IN YOUR

    BELL.

    EVEN FAITH DOEIF DOES NOT WIN

    NOMINATION SAYS YOU ARE PREPARED

    SPEND MORE TO HIT DONALD

    TRIUMPH.

    SANDERS TEAM SAYS TAKING MONEY

    DE BLOOMBERG IS A HARD NO.

    NEVER HAVE ANY SANDERS

    BEEN A SOFT NO?

    GIVE A HARD NO TO

    TRICK OR CREATORS.

    WE HAVE NO SUGAR DAD!

    WHAT IF BERNIE TOOK $ 300,000?

    FROM BLOOMBERG CONNECTED WITH A

    STRIPPER AND MOVE into THE CAYMAN

    ISLANDS

    TRUMP WOULD BE SO JEALOUS FOR

    OF COURSE.

    THIS DEBATE WAS THROUGHOUT THE

    NATIONAL NEWS, BUT ESPECIALLY

    IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

    And I want to congratulate myself

    DANIELLE SEAT FROM THE WMBF NEWS

    TEAM AT MYRTLE BEACH CUYO

    THE COVERAGE OF THE DEBATE DID IT

    WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S PRIZE

    FOR EXCELLENCE IN REPORTS.

    >> GREAT DANIELLE TV SEAT

    JOIN US OF CHARLESTON WITH

    WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE

    TONIGHT.

    GOOD MORNING, DANIELLE.

    >> [BLEEP].

    >> WELL, ALL EYES CERTAINLY

    BE IN CHARLESTON.

    >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HIS HAIR

    It looked good.

    And that is what really matters.

    THE BIG WINNER LAST NIGHT IN THE

    DEBATE, ACCORDING TO DONALD

    TRUMP, WAS DONALD TRUMP.

    THE PRESIDENT SAW HIM

    DEBATE ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM

    INDIA.

    FLY JETBLUE AND THEM

    HAVE THE TV.

    This morning he took out a

    TWO-PARTY REVIEW.

    PART TWO SAID POCAHONTAS ERA

    MEDIUM AND NOT DISCIPLINED, MOSTLY

    Aiming at BERNIE LOCO Y MINI

    MIGUEL.

    DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

    SHE, BUT I KNOW IT'S A

    Choker

    Wrong choker.

    I think he was citing his own

    FOULS OF 2018 WHEN HE

    CALLED MARCO RUBIO A CHOCKER.

    Or maybe he was joking.

    I DO NOT KNOW.

    AND THEN THE VICE POODLE WAS STUCK

    About the Democrats.

    MIKE PENCE WAS IN LAST MICHIGAN

    NIGHT IN KEEPING GREAT AMERICA

    RALLY, TALKING TO A GROUP OF

    FARMERS THE PURCHASED

    What's going on with the

    DEMOCRATS RIGHT NOW TO

    DEMOLITION DERBY.

    >> I mean, I grew up in a little

    TOWN.

    THE COUNTY FAIR COMES TO THE CITY,

    RIGHT?

    ALL WITH THE CRUMMIEST

    THE CARS IN THE CITY WILL DRIVE THEM

    IN THE UNFAITHFUL AND WE MOVE THEM

    IN EACH ONE UP TO ONLY ONE

    I WAS DRIVING.

    So now you have all these

    DEMOCRATS WITH THE CRUMMIEST

    POLITICAL IDEAS CRUSHING

    EVERYONE AND EVENTUALLY,

    THERE WILL STILL BE ONE RUNNING.

    BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS IS

    Is going to end

    There is going to be a monster

    TRUCK WITH A T IN THE HOOD

    That will lead to

    INFIELD AND ROLL ON THE TOP OF

    THEY!

    >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT

    COUNTRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW, TO

    MONSTER TRUCK ROLLING ON TOP

    OF US.

    LIVE PRESIDENT

    TRUCK-A-SAURUS.

    THIS CORONAVIRUS IS BEGINNING

    MAKE NERVOUS PEOPLE.

    THIS COULD BE THE FASTEST

    VARIOUS VIRUSES FROM ASIA FROM

    "GANGNAM STYLE", WHICH IS FEAR.

    ALREADY HAS AN IMPACT

    Locally, even the masked singer

    YOU ARE WEARING AN ADDITIONAL MASK NOW.

    WE MAKE OUR SHOW IN THE HEART OF

    Hollywood.

    And this is a meeting place with

    THE MOST DIRECT SUPERHEROES.

    WE ARE IN THE FIRST AREA OF CORONA

    HERE.

    @ Trump is definitely Not Concerned about the Coronavirus.

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